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Saturday, April 15, 2006 |
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Restless
I must be restless, even though I should be dead tired only sleeping two hours last night and running around all day until late tonight.
I was extremely exhausted today, fell sound asleep several hours ago, and then woke up a little over an hour ago for no reason! So I got up threw a load of towels in the washer and took a bath.
Now I'm hoping writing this will put me back to sleep.
Anyway, I think I finally got this template all worked out. I fixed the background color problem and I changed the font size of the links so that "visited" and "unvisited" links would be the same size.
I thought it looked weird having links of different sizes.
I might make them different colors though so that there's a visual difference between the two, but I'll mess with that another time.
Now that I got this template done, I'm thinking of doing a couple others. I have a few ideas and would like to see how they'd look, but that won't happen any time soon. I need a break from the computer for a while.
Starting ...
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I'm back off to bed. Hope I can sleep soon ... another busy day tomorrow ... err ... today.
Posted by: Tester
Posted at: 1:56 AM
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 |
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Spoke Too Soon
Damn it! I just discovered a couple more "bugs" after posting my last entry.
My last entry was short, and on the entry’s (item page) page, there’s a big block of gray filling up the unused space!!!
It’s probably something simple like having to change a background color or increasing its height. At least I hope so.
Plus, it appears that not all my links are of the same size. I'll have to check into that as well.
Anyway, I don’t feel like doing it tonight, but I’ll get to it soon.
Posted by: Tester
Posted at: 6:34 PM
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It Seems to Work
Ok, I think I finally got all the bugs out of my template and I even added the neat little “comment bubble” icon for aesthetic purposes. I'm really pleased and happy with it.
On the negative side, however, Blogger tagged this weblog as a spam blog … at least until someone looks it over.
It’s probably because I’ve accessed it a million times while making changes to the template to see how something looked or to see if it would work.
Anyway, I discovered something new.
If anyone wants to use this template, I don’t have to mail it to you, all you have to do is click “View” in the Internet Explorer toolbar and then click “Source.” A “notepad” window will open with the HTML code.
If you use a firewall, you might have to disable it first.
Then all you have to do is erase your current template in blogger and then copy and paste what’s in “notepad” in its place.
I think that’d work.
You might want “Preview” it before saving changes just to make sure.
I’m still not 100 percent happy with the template. I want to go in and clean it up a bit and add a few more "comment tags" (< !-- --> -- minus the space between the < and !) … so whenever I want to make changes … I’ll know exactly where to go.
Anyway, that’s it for today.
Posted by: Tester
Posted at: 6:29 PM
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Monday, April 10, 2006 |
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New Template
Originally, I started this practice blog because all I wanted to do was just learn how to add music videos to the side bar on the main page of one of the Blogger provided templates.
Once I got started making changes, however, I couldn’t stop!
I have to admit, even though I found HTML easier than I imagined, I still spent A LOT of time this last week on this template. Using one provided on the Spider-Man website as my framework saved a lot of time, but I still had to do a lot of work!
I had to add a “Previous Items” column to the side bar to show the last 10 published posts. I also had to add the code for “comments.”
I did A LOT more too, but I won’t complain because I can’t imagine having to start from scratch!!
Anyway, I’m glad I did it because I learned a lot and now have a weblog that’s more reflective of my personality.
One important thing I learned is, there’s no way in hell I could ever be a web page designer (or a computer programmer for that matter) because I don’t have the patience!
How do people sit in front of the pc all day for work?
I had to do that a lot at my old job as a “receiving clerk” and I forgot how much it felt like torture.
I swear, I’d rather dig ditches than sit at a pc all day for a living. At least you’re out in the sun and moving. Sure, your muscles might get sore occasionally from digging ditches, but I swear I get more aches and pains and feel stiff from sitting at the computer for too long.
I honestly don’t know how people can do computer jobs. God designed the body to move!!
Plus, from my experience, when you do a job that’s physical … it’s not just good for your body … but also good for your Soul. When you do physical jobs, when you leave for home, you leave your work at work.
It’s like physically working all day helps clear your mind … like you work out your frustrations and anxieties.
A desk job, on the other hand, is just the opposite. Not only do you suffer more physically because of the lack of physical activity, it also seems you take your job home with you. At least that’s the way it was in my case.
It’s like you have so much shit to do and get done and deadlines to meet and you’re constantly going over it in your mind trying to figure out the best way to get it all done.
Plus, finding your job tedious and boring doesn’t help.
It’s so, well ... tedious and boring to sit at a computer all day entering information for tons of merchandise. You have to enter the name, the size, the color, the weight, the class, and a couple dozen other things. What's really stupid is that a lot of the information is redundant.
I really enjoyed the days I got to unload trucks and move heavy boxes around.
I really didn’t care for counting all the items and matching them against the pack slips and purchase orders though. I preferred it, however, to sitting at the computer and entering all the information into the pc in order to create product descriptions, UPCs, and price labels.
I almost forgot about having to go through the price labels you printed out and making sure that they printed out right and in the right number. I swear, sometimes you’d have a roll longer than a football field.
Actually, one time when I was doing fishing gear (which included a million different lures), I bet there was at least a mile of labels I had to go through.
TORTURE!!!
Anyway, I’m really happy with the look of my new template. I’m still not ready to transfer it to my weblog just yet because I doubt that all the bugs are worked out of it. I have a feeling I’m going to have to tweak the “comment” section some more, but maybe not.
-crosses fingers-
I thought I would delete this weblog after I’m done, but I think I’ll keep it around for a while just in case I want to create more templates. It’s easier to try them out on this one since I only have a couple posts -- it doesn’t take as long to “republish.”
Anyway, I’m done for the day.
*By the way, if anyone wants to use this template, just let me know and I’ll e-mail it to you. If you’re as clueless as I was, I MAY (if I find the patience) even include an instruction sheet so you can change a few things … like the video and the “links.”
Posted by: Tester
Posted at: 11:42 AM
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006 |
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WARNING: Do not read this!!
This is my practice blog where I can experiment with HTML and what not without fearing that I might really screw it up. So if anyone is reading this, you can stop now because there's really nothing to read. I'm serious! You won't find anything interesting here! You won't read about my insightful (and some times controversial) thoughts on current events nor read about my sex life (or lack thereof) ... so don't waste your time by reading any further. Honestly, if you keep reading this, you're just wasting your time. See! You just wasted another few seconds reading the last two sentences and now you're doing it again by reading this one! What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you still reading this?! Apparently you think you have a lot of time to waste, but you don't! Do you realize you have a finite number of seconds in your life ... that God only granted you so much time for this life ... and you're choosing to waste them by reading this nonsensical weblog entry? Oh ... you do realize that? Well then, that's a different story. I guess if you choose to waste your own time, who am I to try to convince you otherwise? Besides, if you weren't reading this, you'd just be wasting it doing something else like watching TV, listening to music, reading a book, spending time with loved ones and getting to know them better, volunteering as a "Big Brother" or a "Big Sister," volunteering to help rebuild New Orleans, having an adventure, living life to the fullest, and/or even having a sex life. By the way, if you're a woman that's 18 or older (not over 100 though ... don't want to kill anyone) and you think I'd find you attractive and you need help with that last one, just let me know and maybe I can help you out. Then maybe you'd give me something good to write about that's not so much a waste of everyone's time. What do I find attractive in a woman? I'm glad you asked. Well, I like a woman that's cute and/or sexy. I'm really attracted to a woman that's intelligent, kind of dorky, and goofy. One that has a wicked sense of humor and finds this blog entry either funny and/or immature. I definitely like a woman that likes to cuddle, that really likes to be physically close and hold hands and kiss a lot. Not so much just because I like kissing (and I do ... A LOT!!!), but also because I heard it's good for your oral hygiene. Really! Something to do with kissing creating more saliva and that being good for your teeth. So yeah, instead of just brushing at least twice a day and flossing ... it'd be awesome to also add a couple heavy make-out sessions a day to my oral hygiene routine. Anyway, I digress. Let me see, what else do I find attractive in a woman? Oh yeah ... confidence. Who doesn't like that quality? I also find a woman with morals and values highly desirable ... unless of course I'm just looking for wild sex, in which case any disease-free, physically attractive, and immoral Harpy or Succubus will do. I also find women who are a little gothic or have some gothic fashion attractive. I don't know why, but I have to admit there's a part of me that really finds their apathetic attitude arousing. I know, that sounds in direct contrast to the intelligent, dorky, goofy woman of my dreams ... but there's no reason she can't have a darker side too. What else do I like? A woman with a great and ecclectic taste in movies and music. You know what would really be great? A woman who likes cartoons as much as me!! That'd be awesome! So would a woman that really likes "the Simpsons," "Family Guy," "South Park," "The Fairly OddParents," "Malcom in the Middle," "S.C.R.U.B.S," "Northern Exposure," "Monty Python & the Holy Grail," and anything Mel Brooks. I think the best two features on a woman are her eyes and smile ... unless I'm horny ... then it's her ass and tummy. Seriously though, there's something about the eyes and smile that can communicate volumes. I love when women get that playful look and smile. That drives me crazy!!! The way they look mischievously out of their eyes and have that devious, playful smile ... I don't know if there's a bigger turn on. So yeah, I'm also highly attracted to a playful and imaginative woman too. You know, there's just so much to be attracted to when it comes to women ... their CURVES (espescially the one in their lower back), their inner strength, their lips, their nurturing nature, their ucipital mapilary, their amazing ability to love, their ass ... you get the picture. Anyway, why are you still reading this? Are you really that bored? Or do you really need that much help in having a sex life? In either case, why don't you waste more of your time (can't you hear it just ticking away) by leaving a comment. If you're bored, you can whine and complain about what a waste of time this was or about anything else going on in your apparently boring and pathetic life. If you're really bored and unimaginative, you could just ask me what you should do. If, on the other hand, you need help having a sex life ... and you think you meet my requirements ... feel free to leave me your contact info, pictures (or links to), and any other pertinent information. Since I don't intend this weblog to be anything more than for experimenting and practicing, I can't promise I'll reply to any left comments. If I do, I think it's only fair to warn you in advance that they'd only be more a waste of your time. Plus, any advice or suggestions I may give to any bored persons are not guaranteed to cause or create pleasure and/or excitement and should be considered and applied cautiously. Any replies from me should be taken with a grain of salt and any results to following any advice I give may vary. Actually, results will most likely vary. A few people might be happy with their results, but most will most likely not be. Seriously though, don't follow any of my advice!!! What should I have for breakfast? Pancakes, eggs, some turkey sausage, and a nice tall glass of "Not From Concentrate" orange juice sounds really good. Mmm. I still can't believe you're reading this! Didn't I warn you not to read this? What are you, stupid? Do you always ignore warnings? Honestly, how have you managed to live this long? It must be luck! Anyway, I don't have any more time to waste wasting your time. I got to go start my day.
Posted by: Tester
Posted at: 10:13 AM
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